dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:21pm
samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:35pm

uminphoto:

フリンとラプンツェルがいちゃいちゃしすぎてとんだバカップルでしたよ(褒め言葉)

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:35pm
Monday Sep 9 @ 10:34pm

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:33pm
Monday Sep 9 @ 01:30pm

eliaes:

👏👏

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:47pm

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:49am
thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:49am

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

Sit back down, I was talking about military time.

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:36am
Monday Sep 9 @ 12:36am

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:35am

Sunday Aug 8 @ 11:20pm

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

Sunday Aug 8 @ 11:20pm
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ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

Sunday Aug 8 @ 11:19pm
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